Prospectus
Fractional Legislator Ownership™
It’s long been recognized that one of the most profitable
investments a plutocrat or industrialist can make is in the promising
Congressional sector. When you run the
numbers the results are conclusive; with up to a ten-fold return in the first
year, those who aren't investing in the legislative branch are missing out.
But since the Citizens United ruling opened the government more
fully to market forces, we've witnessed a significant uptick in the investment
required to participate in this sector.
The level of investment that used to easily obtain the services of a senior Senator, now may
not even be enough for a freshman Representative. While this affects even established, more well-heeled players, it may present a serious barrier to entry for new investors. Many of the best Senators and Representatives
are already locked up, and the rapidly increasing costs of those who are
available can adversely affect cash-flow.
So how does a small to medium tier tycoon access the
long-term benefits available in this sector, without the short-term hit to
liquidity?
This is a problem that lends itself to a creative solution;
one which I’d like to share with you.
Taking a cue from luxury aircraft industry players such as NetJets and
Airshares Elite, I have founded FLO (LLC), where we architect and broker Fractional Legislator Ownership™ opportunities.
Advantages of FLO
FLO
enables our investors to enjoy many of the same benefits, and the same prestige of
owning your own Senator, with a relatively more modest upfront investment. Some investors—particularly those in highly
controversial industries, or those needing specific language inserted into the
tax code—may still need to fully own a Senator or House committee chair;
perhaps even a Supreme Court justice.
But for all but the largest oligarchs, a strategically-designed FLO should
be more than enough to meet any conceivable need.
Profile Match
Our innovative investor-matching program employs an algorithm that
matches your profile with that of other investors; identifying compatibilities and
uncovering synergies, so that the combined investments of the fractional owners
most effectively direct the activities of your Congressional Representative or
Senator.
Risk Reduction
Another advantage to Fractional Legislator Ownership™ is risk reduction. As Simon Cameron once
famously said, “an honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay
bought”. At FLO, we carefully screen our Representatives and
Senators to assure that they are sensitive to the needs of our investors. But we know that they’re human, and thus, imperfect. If they fail to meet expectations—whether in committee work or in full session—our systems
detect it, and take immediate action.
We will redirect your legislation to other key Senators or
Representatives in our portfolio. And we handle the discipline of the one who
missed his or her cue – minimizing the likelihood of a recurrence. In all cases, your investment is
assured.
Timely Opportunity
With the new Congress being seated soon—particularly the wholesale changes in leadership in the Senate—unprecedented opportunities are available to the proactive investor. Have your people call to discuss these with one of our FLO Legislative Account Executives. Better yet, drop by one of our offices in person. We'll open a chilled bottle of Dom Perignon, and thoroughly review our prospectus in person. We look forward to a mutually beneficial collaboration.
I be on my way. Crack open some Boones Farm or MD 20-20. I gots me a hole $20 bernin' a hole in my poket. I wan in on that ther ground flour.
ReplyDeleteWe'll save you a spot!
DeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
Delete