GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE FRAUD ADMITTED
In a remarkable turnaround, Dr. James Hansen conceded that
his research over three decades was mostly made up.
“In the early 1980s, NASA needed to find a way to remain
relevant, and to distract the public from the investigations that revealed that
the so-called ‘Moon landings’ were all staged.
So, they put me in charge of a program to promulgate this apocalyptic theory
about Global Warming. I mean, we had all
these satellites up there, not doing much other than navigation, weather
reporting and spying. We could tell
people anything we wanted, and they’d just suck it up.
“It threw a scare into us a few years ago, when James Inhofe,
the Senator from Oil, brought a snowball into the Senate chambers. But his compelling testimony was soon
forgotten, so we spun more yarns, and passed out more dollars to our lackeys in
the research conspiracy industry. But
then this year, we knew we were had when it got cold in the mid-west, and the
man with the biggest brain in the universe, revealed us as a mockery.
“So, I admit it. We’ve
been making this up all along. We are ready to refund all the research money we
have wasted; not to the government, but to those most in need – the fossil-fuel
industry, whom we have slandered all these years. We are ready to admit that coal, ‘beautiful,
clean coal’, has been the answer all along.
Fortunately, NASA has a new mission … MARS!!!