According to a December poll by Public Policy Polling, 30% of Republican primary voters—and 41% of Donald Trump supporters—are in favor of bombing Agrabah, the fictional country in Disney’s Aladdin.
These folks are looking for a forward-thinking leader, who will take the fight to the enemy, instead of waiting for a ‘smoking gun’ … a smoking gun that could come in the form of American skies blackened by a massive airborne invasion of parachute-pants-wearing boys, aboard magic carpets.
In case any of my fellow Democrats are feeling all smug about this, there was an unrelated poll in which 44% of Democrats favor accepting refugees from Agrabah.
These folks are looking for a forward-thinking leader, who will take the fight to the enemy, instead of waiting for a ‘smoking gun’ … a smoking gun that could come in the form of American skies blackened by a massive airborne invasion of parachute-pants-wearing boys, aboard magic carpets.
In case any of my fellow Democrats are feeling all smug about this, there was an unrelated poll in which 44% of Democrats favor accepting refugees from Agrabah.
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