Thursday, November 15, 2012

Scandal in High Places - French Version

A scandal recently came to light in the French Foreign Service. 

It appears that le général Jean-Mireille Giscard des Etoiles, Commandant of EU forces in le Maghreb, has for some years NOT been having an affair with his personal assistant and biographer, Mme. Claudine Pompadour. 

Because of his many years of distinguished service—including numerous previous affairs with married women—le général des Etoiles is being allowed to remain in his post until the end of the year, at which time he will quietly retire. 

Mme Pompadour could not be reached for comment.  She is rumored to be recovering on the island of Ibiza , hoping to escape the taint of scandal, and rebuild her reputation.       

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